Taking a Johnny


“taking a johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. it’s to be used on a much greater scale. “taking a johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. must be in a public bathroom
3. must keep other waiting
guy 1: “where have you been? i’ve been waiting for over twenty minutes.”
guy 2: “i’ve been taking a johnny over at the gas station.”

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