taking a taser to a bomb site


similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
woody: where’s herb?
spencer: he got detained at security

woody: detained at a chargers game? was he busted for smuggling booze?
spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off qvc
woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. what an idiot.

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