taking her temperature
euphemism for having s-xual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you’re “taking her temperature” v-g-n-lly with your p-n-s instead of a thermometer.
the gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is “i so want to lick her p-ssy and take her temperature.”
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