Tales of Vesperia
the first hd tales game, initially released as a 360 “exclusive” but of course namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new sh-t for the ps3 a year later.
an awesome f-cking game. easily better than the good-but-still-overrated tales of symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated tales of the abyss.
an anime movie is being released in j-pan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio production ig, who also do all the anime cutscenes for tales series games. it will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist yuri lowell before the events of tales of vesperia.
a game that singlehandedly sold out xbox 360s…. in j-pan.
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also, yuri lowell is the best f-cking tales protagonist evar. finally, a main character who isn’t a whiny little b-tch and who radiates bad-ssedness.
also, rita mordio wins the award for favorite tales tsundere mage.
-also-, tales of vesperia, since i can’t submit this definition otherwise.
also, c-cks.
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