Talk the hair off a monkey.


a term for when a person is incessantly talking sh-t.
bob – so i go to the supermarket and i get this trolley with a dodgy wheel…blah blah blah…what the h-ll do women have in thier hand bags…blah blah blah…garlic bread! garlic bread!…blah blah blah…

mike – bob, shut the f-ck up! you can talk the hair off a monkey.

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