Tarantula eyes


when a person applies so many layers of mascara that their eyelashes become thick and separated and resemble tarantula legs.
“holy cr-p, dude. i took out this chick the other night and when she opened her front door, i jumped back cuz i thought she had spiders on her face… tarantula eyes

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