Tall Frosty


this is a gourmet selection from wendy’s, similar to a chocolate milkshake, a frosty is a landmark in a fatty’s diet. it not only calms the fat-ss, but also gives him a sensation of joy that he will never get from anything but food itself, (i.e., a woman will never give him this exhiliration). a “tall” frosty however is a frosty that is relatively taller than a regular frosty, but subsequently, doesn’t exist.
frank (primary fat-ss): hey guys, let’s go get a tall frosty.
jordan (alphadouche): w..t..f…
brandon (wal-mart employee): that’s hilarious.
pat (superdouche): i hate jordan.

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