tall john


non existant creature
hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.
believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it’s lack of liver and gag reflex. is capable of getting more -ss than a toilet seat.
there was a tall john at my party, it drank all the nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.

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