Talladega Table Cloth
v. the act of stretching/spreading of one’s scrotal sac over the un-ssuming b-tches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyk- if you will) of one’s face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)
i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a talladega table cloth to keep things from getting messy!
holy sh-t. this dyk- started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyk- in the face i gave her a talladega table cloth
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