tallahasse oatmeal surprise
when you are giving a woman -n-l s-x from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her t-ts. then you pull out and -j-c-l-t- all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. spoons not included.
after this you top the creamy goodness with her cr-p that’s still on your p-n-s for the surprise.
we had the greatest tallah-sse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to cr-p and the topping was extra thick
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