tallahasse oatmeal
when you are giving a woman -n-l s-x from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her t-ts. then you pull out and -j-c-l-t- all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. spoons not included.
we were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so i gave her a tallah-sse oatmeal
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