tallahassee boston cream
the act of p–ping and hollowing out the p–p. after doing this a man -j-c-l-t-s into the hollowed out p–p, filling it up all the way. the man closes up the p–p and freezes it. a few hours later the man will put the p–p inside of a woman’s v-g-n- until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). the couple will then slice open the p–p, let the c-m ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the p–p in the c-m.
boy: “hi cindy, what’re you doing on friday night?”
girl: “not much. what are you doing?”
boy: “not sure. i might just stay home and m-st-rb-t-.”
girl: “well if you’re in the mood, wanna come over and make a tallah-ssee boston cream with me?”
boy: “h-ll yeah! i’ve always wanted to try one of those, i hear they’re really good!”
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