Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver
the act of forcing your girlfriend to sh-t on the rug. then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having s-x with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she’s been
last night i was so fed up with suzies constant bickering that i forced her into a tallah-ssee naughty puppy pile driver just to shut her up. funniest thing is that she loved it!
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