Tallahassee Tractor Pull
the tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three b-lls of a single strand of -n-l beads into each partic-p-nt who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. the victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.
note: if you happen to attend a tallah-ssee tractor pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a gallagher show. forcefully removing -n-l beads like you’re rip starting a lawn mower can shower partic-p-nts and spectators alike with blood and sh-t. beware.
d-mn y’all, crystal and tammy lynn had themselves a tallah-ssee tractor pull at the bonfire last night and i forgot my poncho!
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