Tallahassee Tugboat
s-xual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your b-lls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go “toot. toot!”
ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a tallah-ssee tugboat, but shes not into ball play.
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