tally

the mecca for every college student in america.

where other college students come to pay homage to fsu for the bountiful beer, innumerous parties, and lack of both an organized police force and sh-tty nattie ice backwoods hoe-downs.

the mecca of all meccas, actually kicking wimpy mecca -ss while you metronome wildly back and forth between drinking and sleeping.

a place where critical theorists, pre-meds, pre-laws, pre-dropouts, business mages, english mages, and even blondes can all be cage fighters and mess up someone else’s place, bleed for the noles and charge people for parking on their front lawn to get to the game, hit every club in town, walk to five different parties and still get home.

an almost mythical place of immense partying. an all-night, all-day, -ss-kicking, mesmerizing series of smeared blurry memories, blue paint, missing eyebrows, white ninjas, block-parties, block-fights, tpd, beer pong, boxing, and, best of all, easy fsu hook-ups.
friend#1: “hey, you goin to study group tonight?”

friend#2: ” h-ll no. you see, this is tally. no one actually studies at night because that’s when parties are goin on, and not in the morning because no one’s awake in the morning unless they’re goin to cl-ss and come on, you don’t have to be awake for that, and not on the weekends, either, because that’s when you unwind from all the partying you’ve been doing and really party.”

friend#1: “yeah, i know all that, remember, ‘study group’ is the code for when rents call. by the way, your mom’s on speakerphone.”
short for tallah-ssee, fl
sandy goes to fsu in tally.
to count
tally up what you got on that
a p-n-s. derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a p-n-s.
“i want to suck his tally!” said derek.
tally’s are amazing, fun, beautifuy girls! tally’s are hard to find, so if you find one, you’re going to want to make sure they never get away. tally’s love fashion, and makeup but are very stylish and know what’s in. they can piece together any piece of clothing and make it look hot. tally’s know where it’s at for fun and can make a boring day a spectacular one. in otherwords, tally’s are the bomb.
yesterday i met a girl named tally! she is soo awesome. she is a once in a life time chance.
“tally” is a word describing someone who is italian, or of italian decent. used in scotland extensively.

also see sugar ally
“hey paolo, you’re a dirty tally!”
to see a girl who’s been pointed out to you, used in beefing at the bar. short form of the air force phrase tally ho meaning to have visual contact of a target.
dude 1: “hot blonde, big cans, at your three o’clock.”
dude 2: “tally.”

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