tallywhacker
1. noun the part of a man interested in a tallyho.
2. the part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
hey man, don’t forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
a p-n-s, a p-n-s used to whack
my god look…gilded tally whackers.
a c-ck, strudel, p-n-s, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs
“hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?”
“princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?”
“bend over! here comes the tallywhacker”
a tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.
part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies
i’m just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.
your p-n-s
don’t you just hate it when the sp-ce between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed
1. a male who has an obsession with m-st-rb-t–n
d-mn jake! youre such a tally-whacker! dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!
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