TALTS
they all look the same.
mary: why is mich-lle obama at a bush rally without barack?
jim: that’s condoleezza rice.
mary: oh, i always get them mixed up!
jim: it’s ok, talts anyway.
ed: i think i saw chris rock on the subway yesterday.
dave: no way chris rock takes the subway, you must be suffering from talts!
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