tam shank
the act of loving oneself (see w-nking) in order to put off a more valuable task, because the long term value of this task is clouded by the short-term desire to love oneself
on a sunday morning pete knows that he should go to the library, but he prefers to stay home and have a tam shank
the glorious act of receiving oral s-x whilst simultaneously taking a dump.
for his birthday, zak asked his gf for a tamshank, he had always wanted one but never had enough courage to ask her. she agreed as long as he returned the favour.
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