Tamagotchi love
a relationship developed through the use – solely – of text messages. the two actors flirting, re-ssuring and encouraging each other through regular texting.
three men stand in a bar. one man – a short man – is seen texting every 30 seconds, ignoring his beer.
tall man: what’s he doing?
round man: it’s tamagotchi love again.
tall man: uh?
round man: if he doesn’t keep texting one of them will die – or they’ll have to meet.
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