when you get spoodled to death
“i got tameled”
- meat cupboard
a v-g-n-. ‘hayley i want to slam the doors of your meat cupboard’ ‘would you like me to restock your meat cupboard?’
when something tastes so good it brings -rg-smic pleasure. those instant noodles were so tongugasmic i think i j-zzed five times.
- dolphin driver
the dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. about 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. thus proceeding into the persons […]
a sl-t who f-cks anyone and anything in sight. she falls in love with everyone who walks in the front door or anyone who even waves at her. she’ll always be a ting nothing more nothing less. “i need a good hook up” “dw man just call shazeena”
- secret fruit basket
when you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth bro, i was eating out my chick and i got a secret fruit basket.