tampa turtle
when perusing the tampa gentleman’s club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, sk-nky chicken heads you’ll ever see. your p-n-s will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it’s sh-ll.
joe: dude, when i was in tampa visiting my grandma i went to a nearby strip club. it was so sloppy i ended up with a tampa turtle. i should have gone to the penthouse club!
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