TampaLantis


the lost underwater city located half way between tampa and saint petersburg fl. tampalantis is known for its peanut b-tter and jellyfish sandwitches. little is know about this spamtastic bubble of a city. once thought to be a russian reasearch facility, tampalantis is now know to be built by a long lost race of spammonkeys.
would you like to go to tampalantis today? how do they keep the bread dry underwater? if a spammonkey lives under the sea , should it be called a spamseamonkey.

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