tampi


a special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman’s v-g-n- at 795 tpm (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!
sh-t, theres blood shooting out of my v-g-n-, who wants to use the tam-pod and shoot a tampi into it?

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