Tampoff
masturbating while on your period.
combination of tampon + jack off.
i’m always so h-rny when i’m on my period, i tamp off so much.
noun – a joke that is completely unfunny and beyond cheesy. a joke that will stop any points of laughter in a group and cause the person who said the joke to face ridicule. whenever someone makes a terrible joke you call them out by saying “tampoff”
verb – calling someone out on a bad joke (to tampoff someone)
the original tampoff: person 1: “we couldn’t have s-x because she had her tampon in” person 2: “tampon?? don’t you mean, tampoff?”
example of it in use.
person 1: did you know they created health care for alligators? it’s called gator-aid. (gatorade)
person 2: dude, tampoff!
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