tampon stache


when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she’s on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.
dude, i got the most gnarly case of tampon stache last night when i was at mich-lle’s!

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