Tampon Stalker


the only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.these tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
i had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another tampon stalker was there.just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.

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