tampoon

when a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
i was up for the promotion but i was tampooned by my boss, mary-beth, and i didn’t get the job.
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the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it’s “hott” or cuuute”.
that tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
‘tam-‘pün tr.v. to prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

similar to tping
tampooning sandy’s car last summer was quite a rush.
feminine protection for fat -ss broads. it looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. used specifically to “tampoon” a fat b-tch on her period.
that beast won’t take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
a tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin’ lagoon!
-dude, i had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-i tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick…
(verb)

the forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating v-g-n- usually by a second party.
my girlfriend was p-ssed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so i had no choice but to tampoon her.
when a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. buckingham palace.
incoming tampoon! i tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.
to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon
johnyboy:f-ck you sean your a f-cking tampoon!

sean:whats that?