tampooning


the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another’s (eww), as a calling card…usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object
“that teresa is one f-cked up b-tch. she was at jenny’s place, got p-ssed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. what a temper she has.”
the act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning
when my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it’s time to go tampooning!

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