Tamworth


a volume of menstrual discharge required to saturate a tampon
the woman was mensurating so heavily she was leaking a tamworth every 4 hours.
8 more definitions
1. a breed of pig.

2. a town near birmingham where i happen to live! it is the chav capital of england but also happens to have quite a large goth community as well. very few people in tamworth are conservative in their views so the majority of teenagers in tamworth belong to these two groups.
1. that is a fine tamworth specimen!
2. i live in tamworth…it’s kinda cr-p…i’d much rather shop in birmingham
town, pop 80,000, 10 miles ne of birmingham (brum). sh-thole, full of people on the dole. home to burning cars, 1960’s architecture and gatso speed cameras. see also: vauxhall nova, scally.
tamworth’s full of f-cking scallies driving in novas.
a town in new south wales, where fat australians go to listen to country music and sleep in their own vomit.
i’d rather shot myself than go to tamworth.
the country musical capital of australia; located in the north-west region of new south wales.
person 1: hey, where do you live?
person 2: guess. we have a big golden guitar. goody.
person: oh, you mean tamworth! that place is fo-shizzle!

well this is chav capital of the world. crime…………. in this sh-t hole you’ve never seen more of it. the town centre is over run by little tn wannabes who look at their parents who are on the dole for inspiration.
an old mate of mine liam lakin. in a word d-ckhead. trust me never come and visit or live here because you probably won’t leave alive or you’ll be a few bob short!
tamworth is a small town in staffordshire,not west midlands.
its a lovely place to live. admitedly its full of chav’s but its still nice. some people think that we’re all inbreads and have 6 toes and 7 fingers, but actually we’re not.
tamworth is awsome!! in the words of a very wise person – we’d rather be tammies than sc-mmie brummies
tamworth is chav capital of the midlands… hometown to some of the best sticky icky in the country… vauxhall novas are last season, this year its nissan sunnys… its also the home to the computer shops where the owners are all dirty perverts who watch p-rn wast trying to sell you a pc
“tamworths a f-cking sh-t hole”

Read Also:

  • Tantaur

    a really hairy chode i pulled his pants down and he had a tantaur.

  • TASNT

    that’s actually so not true. person 1: you are soooo dumb person 2: tasnt

  • Quamph

    a really hard v-g-n-l fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east. while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded 1 more definition a fart that is so unbelievably loud that it breaks the sound barrier and shocks everyone in the room. dude! […]

  • postfartum depression

    the sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved. i was suffering from post fartum depression when whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes. 2 more definitions remorse following the act of flatulating. cause can be […]

  • Tayo

    super cool hot guy his is so tayo 2 more definitions tayo is a nice beautful person who is smart and very cool. she is very msteruios and may come off as rude, but deeply she is the nicest person ever!!!!!! person1: hey have you seen tayo? person2: yea she is so rude person1: no […]


Disclaimer: Tamworth definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.