tan man


an alcoholic, beat up, b-m, with an unnatural year long tan that meanders about the suburbans of small seaside towns, occasionally stealing roast beefs from local supermarkets.
you hear about tan man gettin caught again for stealin that sterloin from safeway?
one who is neither white nor black, but somewhere in between. usually, however, the term is used only to refer to people from, or with ancestors from, india.
“look! it’s a tanman!”
“hey, what’s up tanman tino.”
similarly, “hey, it’s the tan brothers, tino and chino.”

usage note: when used between friends, regardless of their racial statuts, it is considered a term of friendship. however, when used incisively, the term is, of course, interpreted in that way.
the screen name of a mythological being who roams the skys looking for suitable mates. part lion and part god. beware at all costs. known for company of mermaid and log, graham crackers, and ze occasional company of dr. jellyfinger.
ze “tanman” iz epic. ja.
a s-xual act in which a female sh-ts on the floor. three men then c-m on the sh-t. the sh-t-c-m is then placed in a blender and blended with ice and the female’s pee. after this the female b-tt-chugs the sh-t-pee-c-m smoothie. then the men all c-m in her b-tt. lastly, the woman sh-ts all this out on the three men’s chests.
“dude, that was a total tan-man fest last night!”
1. concept of the ultimate product of miscegenation or race-mixing, the point when multi-ethnic oreo becomes mono-ethnic mongrel race, may more broadly be applied to the idea of a dystopian future where the “melting pot” has totally “melted” and every human being is ethnically identical, and individual cultures have disappeared in favor of a super politically-correct/tolerance-obsessed global one.
1. dude, do you see that pregnant filipino lady holding hands with lenny kravitz? yeah hopefully she miscarries and they won’t release the tan man upon the world! 2. i saw barack obama on tv and he is the closest thing i have ever seen to the tan man. 3. black people, defend yourselves from the advances of the tan man! 4. white people, defend yourselves from the advances of the tan man! 5. arabs, defend yourselves from…you get the idea.

Read Also:

  • tasteball

    a fictional sport in the real world, but apparently is real in the mind of homsar from homestar runner.com, as demonstrated in the strong bad e-mail “theme park”. no one knows its origins, or what sport its most related to. “aaaaaaaah, it’s time for tasteball!” an imaginary sport, such that one is not prepared for. […]

  • tastes like burning

    when cooking somthing but it’s so hot it has no flavor “my soup’s gonna taste great……as soon as it dosent tastes like burning”

  • Taste Thrill

    generally a c-sserole consisting of anything which has been stored in a plastic container in the fridge, thrown loosely together with a cream soup, adding an optional can of corn and topped with shredded cheese. closely related to baff, mystery meat and/or corn slop. ‘after putting in a tiring 12 hour day mom emptied the […]

  • Tastykake

    tastykake is the brandname for a line of snack foods manufactured by the tasty baking company of philadelphia, pennsylvania. established in 1914 by philip j. baur and herbert t. morris and originally selling its product only in the philadelphia metropolitan area, the company now distributes its products in several states on the east coast. tastykake […]

  • tcmalice

    geordie bloke who constantly har-sses joanie on irc please leave her alone, tcmalice geordie maniac who deludes himself than he knows about music, football and nukezone uhhh, tony blair… he’s almost as bad as tcmalice oh my god this guy is smart -rs-! 😮 tcmalice! 😮 just means clever


Disclaimer: tan man definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.