tan track


the organ used for -n-l s-x. generally heteros-xual.
“i think i’ll go for a run (or gallop) on the tan track”.

usage is jocular as it can be a double entendre, especially among horseracing enthusiasts.

see also “false rail”, as used in the following example: “we had the false rail out last night.”; and “greek”.

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