Tandem Mudslide
this can only be done in prison. when you have to take a sh-t real bad and there is only one toilet to sh-t in and it is in use. you sit on the other sh-tters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your sh-t to drop between his legs into the bowl.
also known as david h-sselhoff’s white christmas
“man i gotta take a sh-t but someone is on the only sh-tter!”
“guess you’ll have to do a tandem mudslide”
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