tandump


the act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the sp-ce between the first persons legs.

a tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. in an ambush tandump, the -ssailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting p–per.
ari: hey jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
jacob: yeah of course! i call dibs on bottom!

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joe: mike, why did you and elaina break up?!?
mike b: her ex, josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so i decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! she threw up on me and threatened to call the police…

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