tang cakes
one part mormon pancake mix
one part vinilla extract
one part cinnamin stuff times two
one part chuncky peanut b-tter
and of course
enough tang mix to satisfy your every need
(including that f-cking monkeys)
“hey boomer! you want some of these tang cakes?!?!?”
examples:tang cakes, jercky tang cakes, chocolate tang cakes, chuncky tang, nut meg tang, nanner tang, and sam. l. jack. tang. (in all shapes and sizes, including micky tang (minus one, two, or none ears)).
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