Tangled Web of Lies
when multiple people continuously lie to each other forming s state of such confusion that you forget where you are, what you drank, and who is in the bed next to you. this “web of lies” will not be sorted out until a kid with pokemon cards tells you the real truth, which burns like moonshine going down your throat.
“dude, what is up with this tangled web of lies?”
“i don’t know… where’s that chubby kid with the squirtle pokemon card?”
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