tank ass
an -ss so large that if you tried to -ssram it your p-n-s would not penetrate the r-ct-m.
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a person with a large -ss.
watch it tank -ss, you’ll break the chair.
a posterior so large, it is able to sustain the blow of an artillery sh-ll.
have you seen j-lo’s new video? jesus christ she has got some kind of tank-ss.
a fat angry man who has the same body composition of, and design as an m1a1 abrams battle tank. except without workable treads. has sat on the same pillow for the past ten years, contact will cause pink eye.
spends his time eating mostly tv dinners and small children.
josh fien is a tank -ss.
a female with an gigantic rump. usually an african-american….
holy sh-t, did you see tamika today? dat b-tch has got a tank -ss.
the -ss of a person who’s sole reason for existance is to be a life support systems for said -ss.
a person with a huge -ss.
ms. werner has a tank -ss!
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