tank driver

a skinny dude who has a s-xual infatuation with fat women. typically targets them as they’re easier than high maintenance broads.
harold: man have you seen johnny lately?
tim: nah he’s been off driving tanks again.

harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. i guess he’s a “tank driver” now.
someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. the result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
i almost got hit by a tank driver as i drove into work today after the snow storm. he couldn’t see me with all the snow on his car!
#snow #automobile #car #motorist #brushing #tankdriver
when your riding tank driver your the ga-gootz that has to sit in the middle back seat with two other ga-gootz’s on either side of you.
aw sh-t… i wanted to ride shotgun. but now i gotta ride tank driver.
a skinny dude who has a s-xual infatuation with fat women. typically targets them as they’re easier than high maintenance broads.
harold: man have you seen johnny lately?
tim: nah he’s been off driving tanks again.

harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. i guess he’s a “tank driver” now.
a skinny dude who has a s-xual infatuation with fat women. typically targets them as they’re easier than high maintenance broads.
harold: man have you seen johnny lately?
tim: nah he’s been off driving tanks again.

harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. i guess he’s a “tank driver” now.