Tank-Walrus


name given to someone who is actually unbearably unattractive- but used as a p-sstake to imply that he is actually a “fittie” usually a large polish school-kitchen man who bears resemblance to both an army tank and a large fatty walrus. these men have also been known to possess similarity to supermario, hence (alternative) “mario the tank walrus”
girl 1 “swooooooon! who is that fittie loading the conveyer belt?”
girl 2 “thats mario. mario the tank-walrus”
girl 1 “ooooo-eeee! i bet he has a huaaage schl-ng!”
girl 2 “he sure does…”

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