tank your crank


a phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack -ss to shut the h-ll up or to contain their bad mood.

person one: hey man do you want a pickel?

person two: what the h-ll man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you -sshole!

person one: whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

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