Tankapotamas


a man, usually heavier built, who can handle m-ss quant-ties of alcohol and/or weed and still keep going.
joe: “you see that bigger guy over there just slamming those beers down?”
mitch: “ya man, thats bill… he’s such a tankapotamas.”

jared: “dude, josh, you’ve hit that bong like 8 times!”
josh: “yo bro, i’m a motha f-cking tankapotamas”

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