tanked


two meanings:

1) intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.

2) when a film does poorly at the box office.

person a: “did you see the hulk?”
person b: “no. i heard it tanked, actually.”
the hulk
new york minute
glitter
crossroads
dungeons and dragons
from justin to kelly
the alamo
the real cancun
troy
spy kids 1, 2 and 3
gigli
scooby doo 1 and 2

etc etc etc
to be excessively drunk
i went out last night and got tanked
excessively drunk. usually used by a college crowd or a fraternity
dude im f-ckin stoked for the party tonight man we’re gonna get f-ckin tanked!!”
( push…crash )
to tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. one usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. tanking is the verb of tank.
me: man, i just tanked the math portion of my psats.

when you get really really drunk and usually end up p-ssed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember f-cking.
kelly got tanked last night.
severly intoxicated
d-mn mang, all those beers got me f-cking tanked. i can’t even walk straight.

you feel like getting tanked tonite?
taking an attack with minimum damage, showing high durability.
the third raikage tanked naruto’s futon: rasenshuriken

the tank tanked that rocket!

superman tanked the missile and saved the day.

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