Tankus the Henge


tankus the henge is a colloquial phrase, b-st-rdised from the lithuanian language. tankus means ‘heavy’ in lithuanian and a henge is widely known to be a monument of wood or stone.

it’s better known as a band name.
it’s a statement, when lifting a large object.

the builder exclaimed in broken english: “tankus the henge!”

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