Tankxiety


the anxiety felt by one when they think that there isn’t enough fuel in their gas tank to complete a trip.

tankxiety is known to be accompanied by anger and a sense of false security after thinking that one is safe. (see example.)

the terminology comes from a portmanteau of the words “tank” and anxiety.”
frank – “f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck!”

mitch – “what is it dude?”

frank – “the fuel needle is under a quarter! i’m coming down with a case of tankxiety! sh-t! what if we run out of gas on the 401? sh-t! oh no, the anger is setting in! god d-mn honda! f-ck you!”

mitch – “don’t panic, dude!”

frank – “yeah. yeah! uh, maybe you’re right!”

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