Tanner Mayes
1. the s-xiest p-rnstar to ever live besides jenna jameson. has the tightest tw-t that anyone has ever imagined and a d-mn nice face to go along with it.
2. the typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. ofter referred to as tanner mayonnaise by the p-rn lovers. she jokes around with p-rn and enjoys p-rn, not like other girls that just do it for money. she would be an cool chick to hang out with. not of huge t-t descent but her tw-t stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
p-rn fanatic #1: dude have you checked out tanner maye’s new flick?
p-rn fanatic #2: yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
p-rn fanatic #1: yeah, i still can’t manage to believe that her p-ssy stays so tight after all those enormous c-cks have rammed their her through her small little tw-t.
p-rn fanatic #2: welll, as we all know, all people who have s-x too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get f-cked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
p-rn fanatic #1: dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she’s made over 3,000 films including 500 dvd’s and is not loose by now, she is never bound to go loose!
p-rn fanatic #2: oh trust me bro, she will get loose, she will get loose. muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
pssst!….ill make sure of that muahahahahahahaha!!!
p-rn tanner mayes
Read Also:
- Tannie
the gossamer like stain on fabrics left behind by dry s-m-n. i’m going to have to dryclean these pants to get rid of those tannie stains.
- tanq'd
to become drunk (or tanked) off of tanqueray dry gin. i was so tanq’d last nightt. i love that dry gin.
- tappenin
whats tappenin’ is the same as “whats happenin” yet tappin somethin, like hot american pie.. or straight up poon-tang. we was tappenin all night at a party last night off the sleezy with that breezy.
- Targhetto
a target department store that is looking run-down, ghetto or otherwise trashy. the parking lot usually features abandoned shopping carts, litter and cr-ppy cars. yeah, i need to pick up a few things, but i’d rather wait until i go into the city. i don’t want to deal with targhetto today. let’s drive into delafield […]
- Targuement
having a disagreement with your significant other about shopping at target too much. after shopping at target for 3 days in a row, she suggested going again, that’s when we got into a targuement.