Tanpire


a female who turns the act of tanning into a religion. you can easily spot a one by their orange skin. they talk about tanning and how good they look all day long.
guy – d-mn girl you orange like a carrot!

snooki – i totally found this new place to tan they got this new cream, don’t i totally look good!

guy – f-cking tanpire…

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