Tanscend
1. to tan (or fake tan) to the extent necessary to become a cast member on “jersey sh-r-”
2. to tan to an absurd level
3. to surp-ss another in tannage
example 1:
producer of jersey sh-r-: i think he’s tanscended to the level required for this show. what do you think?
doctor: i think skin cancer.
example 2:
paul: she looks like a freaking orange, dude.
scott: yeah, she totally tanscended yesterday after she bought that gallon of self-tan.
example 3:
jessica: i’ve totally tanscended above, like, amy’s sad, white skin.
emily: i think you, like, need to hit the, like, tanning salon for like five more hours first.
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