tanzy
unfathomable physical, psychological, and spiritual trauma from eating misshapen food at a restaurant, which inevitably causes explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting. the syndrome is difficult for medical and mental health professionals to diagnose, as they feature elements of psychosis, poly-substance use, and demonic possession.
“i’ve webmded my symptoms and it appears that i have b-tt cancer… or tanzy.”
“the plane had to have an emergency landing due to three of it’s p-ssengers presenting with tanzy fever.”
“i’d rather have a finger in my buzzball and two broken gonads than endure tanzy”
my dog
tanzy, sit
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