Tap n’ Go
when you walk past someone and slap their -ss so hard. it is the opposite of the credit card swipe.
“whooa man, i just gotta tap n’ go that chick”
” yeah, you go ahead, i’ll come back for sloppy seconds
” -slaps -ss- “
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