Tap Sum Bong
chinese superhero
“chinaman! chinaman!”
“…unless you’re anthony by day and tap sum bong by night!”
you say this to your friend when you wanna get high.
to “tap” the bong = to smoke the sh-t
-russell peters
hey, you wanna tap sum bong .. = hey you wanna get high
chinese superhero.
he is anthony by day and tap sum bong by night. chinaman! chinaman! two chopsticks on his shirt. shooting noodles out of his wrists. catching bad guys with stale fortune cookies:
confucius say, “you go to jail, bad boy!”
from comedian russell peters.
smoking weed –
this is the chinese name for an audience member (anthony)
lets “tap sum bong”
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